Anguis in herba

One may ask, do I have a thing with Latin words and phrases? The answer is ... etiam crimen ut tutela! Maybe this is due to my obssession with the Asterix comic series when I was very young http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asterix and http://gb.asterix.com/ or maybe I've watch one too many horror flicks (where the exorcism rites are always done in Latin) or maybe I've stuck my nose between the encyclopedia pages for too long (et tu Brute..? sounds so cool at that time and still are ) who knows...?? You can try this site ---> http://www.translation-guide.com/free_online_translators.php?from=English&to=Latin to translate the all the phrases that I've been using. I don't know but Latin phrases and words have a nice ring to it, as if whatever that you're saying sounds very important and profound. I just like the sound of it. At least you'll learn something out of the rubbish I churned out every other day... The Internet has lots of great tools to help you with languages and I always surf for more. Anyway, back to the title... I'm so pissed off!! My stuff was supposed to be loaded and transported here, to Melaka on Tuesday 7th August. But Lo and Behold! UKWho got a wind of it and told everyone to stop everything and like puppets on a string they did. Now my stuff is in limbo, have to wait when the transport is free then only they can send it to me. Well score one for him. Is he trying to prove that he have the power to control everything? Let him think that way... then BAM!! I'm gonna hit him where it's gonna hurt him the most... smack in the middle of his groin!! Hopes he becomes impotent and suffers for a long2 time. Serves him right!! He deserves worse that that! He is the most despicable human being that I've ever encountered... worst that Lord Voldermort (not that I've met him, but UKWho is much more Eviler=Evil+Giler than the Dark Lord himself) or Darth Vader. Both of them never pretend that they're one of the good guys unlike UKWho always try to project a Mr. Clean image and hide behind religion (like someone we all know...). If only you know what he did and still trying to do to me and my kids (can't reveal here for legal reasons) you would agree with me. I'm almost scared to think of what other Machiavellian and evil plans he had planned for me, but bring it on! As I believe God is Great and what goes around comes around and just wait for the payment that is due to you... including the compounded interests...

Caveo of Taedium Mens

WANTED

Male: 33-40 years old
Height: 170-185cm
Must have's: single, intelligence, love kids, kindness, adventurous, responsibility, patience, money, sense of humour, health, sane mind, will not try to kill me if ever we fell out of love
Doesn't hurt if he looks like Oh Ji Ho (from the series Couple or Trouble and Autumn Shower) and an expatriate.

This is what happens when you're bored shitless. Lucky I managed to stop myself from making the list too long. Hahaha... Last weekend I, Izz, Aish, Iwan and Sid went to Butterworth to sort out my stuff there. From Melaka we pushed off at 4 something am and arrived in Butterworth at 10 something am. Go over Nora's house to get the house keys and went to the house. Managed to sort out my stuff by 340 pm. Went back to Nora's house, take shower, rest, eat (Nora made Laksa Sarawak- special request pour moi) and chitchat (Kak Mega, Kak Aishah, Datin Nani, Vina, Lynette were among the guests). After Maghrib we went to Queensbay Mall in Penang. What a letdown! The place from outside was quite impressive, with an amusement park and what not. But inside... hmm. Maybe we're jaded. The layout inside wasn't interesting (in fact it was rather dull) and the place was closing by 10pm (even though it was written 1030pm on the signposts) and this is on a Saturday nite...! They only have ONE parking ticket machine (for such a huge place... it's insane!!) and it is located on the third floor. They have only one lift for each court (North, South and Centre) and they were rather small (6 adults 2 kids and a stroller--- a very, very tight squeeze) and only one outlet for exit (trying too hard to cut cost meh...?) The trip was a bust. Should have gone and have Char Kue Tiaw instead. Frust betul... Reached Nora's house at 1130pm. The rest of the crew slept while I continued chitchatting with the ladies until 4am. Woke up at 630am packed our stuff and got the kids ready. Met Nadia before we took off. Thank you so much Nora for your hospitality. I really appreciate it. I feel like you're part of my family. (Sendiri muka tak malu mengaku sedara... huhuhu) We were dead tired when we reached Melaka. Lucky the kids were ok. Hmmm.... one tick on the list. Many more to go. Have to keep my fingers crossed. And by the way... I'm serious about the Ad above. Give me a call if you know someone that fits the bill or if you are the one I'm looking for. Seriously...